ponyconfessions:

Sometimes I feel like the only person who feels satisfied being in the real world rather than in Equestria…

I hear a lot of people saying how much they want to leave this world behind and move to Equestria. Sometimes I feel like the only person who feels satisfied being in the real world rather than in Equestria… It’s really sad knowing so many people are unable to see any form of good in the world.

This is nonsense. I know this world has good in it, but that’s not the reason is want to go to equestria. I’d want to go just because I’d want to go, simple as that. Besides, if equestria were real, I’d think it’d be as advanced technologically as we are, (CRISIS Equestria, anyone?) or that equestria would simply be an alternate version of this world whose inhabitants are ponies rather than people. I dare say I’ve wished to one day wake up and find everyone was a pony much more than to wish that I’d been teleported to the actual equestria.

stripeybutts:

ask-omnipony:

raikissu:

vronboy:

airoehead:

NO!
CLOSETS!
MY ONLY WEAKNESS!

WATER BOTTLES NOOO.

a giraffe pillow plush


.. 

Oh noes a bottle of vitamin.

A Jack Skellington head.

Seems legit

Then I have no weakness, for it is too dark in this room to see any objects!

ask-brownie-hooves:

ryoushipper:

fizzyrainbowpops:

aikastarr:

editoress:

chicksdigthephoenix:

pookie-is-a-corewhore:

mind-fuck1010011010:

Still Alive from Portal, slowed down 800%

oh my god ;______;

This is… this is gorgeous.

Ladies and Gentlemen

Tumblr’s hymn for prayer

It’s beautiful. Play this in a cathedral. 

rEBLOGGING because I want to hear it some moar

It like heaven on my ears…

raindropsanswers:

askraipony:

“so…?”

The queen looks ravishing on this fine night.

askequinoxgirls:

((Since trolls are parasprites, i think thives are changelings since they steal our ”identities”))

But I like changelings…

discordedderpy:

(( Don’t ask… just enjoy… This is what happened in stream -w-;;; so fucking tired…… ))

A commonly disregarded side effect of weed is breaking the fourth wall.

ask-waluigi:

vivianandherhat:

ask-insane-sadi:

beinggayisokay:

This is absolutely terrifying. Just look at it, it is so real and astonishing. You need to reblog this. I don’t care if you’re used to reblogging orange, teenage girls with vans on. I don’t care if you’re used to reblogging vintage or photography. This is real. You can even see the fury in his eyes. The tense muscles in between his fingers. The heavy breathing. 

reblog this. NOW.

in all seriousness though

And this is why i rip anons apart 

((Normally I would not reblog drpressing posts like this but this needs to be on almost every blog…. Words really do hurt. Cyberbullying is stupid, wrong and is just down right nasty and it should be recognized a little more. I mean, I could go on forever about it, because it’s a very serious matter. I, myself, am a victim of cyberbullying, just like thousands of others and I can tell you, it’s not pleasant.

Forgive me if my words sound daft, but I think I made my point.

IF YOU CYBERBULLY, THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET.))

Reblogging this because outside of this Tumblr account, I have been cyber-bullied. It should be punished,but it’s not easy unless you personally know where the bully lives. And the “Welcome to the Internet” rule don’t mean shit to me, it’s just as hurtful reading ‘mean’ messages as it is to get them slapped in the face from someone standing in front of you.

And for those who bully people online, I hope you get what’s coming someday.

reblogging because this shit is serious. Really, don’t cyber built, and don’t say stuff like this to anybody on the Internet or in real life. It’s terrible.

somehow i knew this was coming…

Why? Why, bronies? Why would you do this to poor Derpy? What has she ever done to you? I thought this show was about love and tolerance, and accepting others for who they are! So why?

discordedderpy:

jitterbugjive:

blitzgetsallthemares:

cardiganponi:

mr-alex-s:

tsyolin:

micthemicrophone:

saethwrthedragon:

blacklagann:

well’p

I go down on spitfire, not bad.

I watch Zecora Masturbate

*POMF*

I won’t be able to hold back mounting that flank 0_0

Applebloom gives me a Lap Dance. o_o Um… Cool.

Okay, the only reason I am reblogging this is because I find it hilariously ironic.

I get nude pics from Applejack… not sure if aroused or terrified.

I got married to Bon Bon. 


fuck.

Unless it’s her with the most recent sexy voice, then I’m okay with it.  

You go on a sexcapade with Applejack. 

…. um yeah I really enjoy this and enjoy my birthday even more. 

November 26th.

Discord blows me.

> Discord

brb gonna go swallow checmicals

I get married to Derpy Hoo——

OH FUCK WHAT

You have a one night stand with Applejack…

Meh, it’s better then having one with the useless doctor.

((Mostly reblogging cuz of Jitters result xDDD))

Vinyl scratch blows you.

I’m okay with this.